Monday, March 28, 2005

Ding Dong You're Dead.

This has got to be the best E-Bay item I've ever seen. It's a haunted pachenko machine named "Thomas." Apparently Thomas has already foiled one attempted burglary at the owner's home by threatening to kill the burglar. Incidentally, the seller claims that this pinball machine was once owned by a telepathic witch. Man, if only I had children. I can imagine it now -- enjoy your new pinball machine lil' Timmy. By the way, it's haunted... muahahahahaha!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have this haunted laser. It is always emitting these coherent beams of light. Freaky.

5:22 PM  
Blogger Vavoom said...

Be careful, if you're laser is anything like Thomas it may try and kill you.

6:11 PM  

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