Saturday, April 16, 2005

A Rousing Good Time

I'm not sure what somebody was doing outside my apartment, but it looks like they were having a hell of a time. Here's the inventory:

1) 2 Boxing Gloves
2) 1 Tire Iron
3) 1 Bicycle Seat
4) 4 Golf Balls
5) 1 Tennis Ball
6) 1 Gas Mask
7) 1 Catcher's Mitt

What kind of activity requires such a wide assortment of crap? Here's my guess -- the guy was attending a political protest. What's your guess?


Blogger Merry Stitcher said...

Your guess was my guess! Aren't those the necessary supplies for surviving in Berkeley these days?

8:55 PM  
Blogger SexyChica007 said...

ok well did you read the below comment of me making the cheerleading at my soon to be high school...god don't i get a small parade or a cookie or something?

10:55 PM  
Blogger Vavoom said...

chica: OK. You get a cookie. Congrats!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

He/she was high and then murdered one of the people he/she was protesting. Politics can be boring too, so they kept busy with the sports.

I'm a genius, I know. (boo!)

6:36 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Performance art, definitely!!!! Do a soil sample. Maybe there's some chocolate and/or alfalfa sprouts mixed up in the equation.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm.. I think its maybe best in some ways to NOT think about those gloves!

3:21 PM  
Blogger Danilo da Silva said...

I think it was just one of those people that like to leave wierd things in peoples backyard... How many of us have never done that?! Huh?! Huh?! or maybe its just me...

3:39 PM  
Blogger A Fashionista said...

Your small font is killing my 40 something self. Me thinks that it's shit that fell out of a garbage bag. It's hilarious tho.
I once found a box of dramamine,expired passport,Lira coins,Nikes,and a toothbrush outside my backdoor. I just figured that someone dumped the contents of their carry on bag on the ground cuz they were too lazy and cheap to spare a garbage bag.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous little john said...

Does Jerry Brown live close by?

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im goin to need my shit back on wensday
clean it up first

9:03 PM  
Blogger Helen said...

That's so funny, in my new garden plot (community gardens) I found:

very old cd
one shoe
a shovel

uh, wait, one of those belongs there!

12:17 PM  

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