Monday, July 04, 2005

The Fat Lady's Singing.

Dear 45 people,

It is 1 AM. I've been working virtually non-stop since 10 AM. I wanted to inform you that it is over.

You have lost.

One of you decided to try and screw me over by sabotaging my work. You made me angry. I spent nights trying to figure out how I was going to teach you a lesson, defeating you and a cache of 44 others.

Tonight I confirmed it. I found the way. I decided to be aggressive with my game plan. I chose a risky, yet elegant way to accomplish what seemed to be impossible. I found a more efficient and reliable way to do what 45 of you have struggled with. I am looking at the data now. Yup, it's over.

I'm not normally one to gloat, but this is one of my finest moments in science. I was outnumbered, given a slow start and I still did it.

It's unfortunate that I have to deliver this news to you on the 4th of July. I do hope it doesn't spoil your holiday. If it's any consolation, I'll thoroughly enjoy my 4th of July, fully aware that my hard work paid off.

Sincerely Yours,



Blogger thc said...

Outstanding! Let's celebrate with a beer and a burger. Congratulations.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Lily said...

That'll do, Vavoom. That'll do. =)

Seriously though that is great, I'm glad to hear your hard work paid off.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Well done! I hope you'll give us a few insights on how you accomplished your victory.

Have a great 4th!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Moose said...

"There goes my hero, watch his as he goes."

10:53 AM  
Blogger The Disgruntled Chemist said...

Wow, what a great feeling!


11:19 AM  
Blogger LoraLoo said...

This is me, cheering for you! Satisfaction of a job well done, and rubbing 45 noses in it. Doesn't get much better than that, does it?

11:35 AM  
Blogger An80sNut said...

Congrats for kicking butt and taking names! I was waiting to hear the outcome of this. B)

12:34 AM  
Blogger Woland said...

loraloo sait it... Nothing to add.

8:27 AM  

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